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There are some things money can't buy,
for everything else there's
Master card.
I'm
sure you've all received their applications in the mail.
However, I'm here to advertise a different card.
You see, my life is a product for others to see.
I'm a card carrying representative for
The Master's Card.
That's right,
The MASTER'S CARD.
Let me tell you about it.
There
are no finance charges, no payments due.
My
bill has already been covered...it's a prepaid deal.
I couldn't afford the price,
so
Jesus stepped in and paid it for me.
My Name is written on the card for all to see. It is accessible
twenty-four hours a day from anywhere in the world.
The
MASTER'S CARD
has so many benefits it's hard to
list them all.
Let me share some of them
with you...
you might want to apply for
a personal card yourself.
Just for starters
there is
UNLIMITED GRACE.
That's right, there is no preset limit to the amount of grace you receive from
The MASTER'S CARD.
Have you been looking
for love in all the wrong places?
Then, look no
farther than
The MASTER'S
CARD.
It offers the greatest rate on love that has ever
been offered.
The MASTER'S CARD
gives you access to many "members only" benefits.
Want real joy despite the difficulties of life?
Apply for
The MASTER'S CARD.
Want a lasting peace?
Apply for
The MASTER'S CARD.
Looking for something you can always rely on in a jam?
The MASTER'S CARD
is perfect for you. Another great thing about
The MASTER'S CARD
is
that it never expires and will never be canceled.
Once
you're a member, you're a member for life...
eternal
life, that is.
Membership has its privileges,
you know.
So why not apply today?It's only a prayer away.....
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